World Class Travel Writer With Taste For Adventure & Exotic Women
My government name is Ian Alexander Trimble. I am of mixed parentage. I am sometimes looked at as a wetback. It really doesn't bother me. When I am in the US, I am too short, when I am in Asia, they say I'm vietnamese. When I am in Central America, they say "Pura Vida" and let me on my merry way. The point is, I would like to be a spy. Soon I will be a vagabond. Traveling the world and working as a TEFL teacher, Website Designer, Traveling Clown, PC Technician, Autocad Drafter, and in general, a WORLD CLASS PIMP.
Currently, the 9-5 is at the Northland Company. We are consultants in land development. Our specialty is land development in flood plain lots, or reclaiming land for cheap and making a buck 6 months down the road. Do I feel bad about chopping down trees ? Well, people have to live somewhere. Sometimes the job gets booring, sometimes it is fun, many times it is laid back.
Why do I want to be a world traveler you ask ?.... well the answer is quite simple. I have the bug. The travel bug. It consumes me day and night. It seems like forever before I get to travel. It is just something that I truly love doing. Everything else is filler, my true love for the moment is travel.
It is always sad to leave such good friend behind. In fact, I wish I could take them all with me. They all bring something special, and make me who I am today.
I would like to be able to travel to new places, get jobs, then come back and earn money, then go back out and see more of the world. I will be starting an Ian Travel Fund Pretty Soon... so please contribute. I am talking about pennys at most.
As I travel, my biography will grow... kind of like my willy... aka PERRY !!
Oh yeah... by the time I am 30.. I want to have God's Son across my chest.. like NAS !!.. the realest rapper.
Alex... AKA Marmaduke, Shaved Ape Robot
Joe.... AKA Lil Joe, Lil Skeet Skeethan, Josepi
Daniel... AKA DJ Cornbread, Applejack, & Doyle
Sandy... AKA Coacoa Pebbles
Brittany.. AKA "Why are you so mean ?"
Allen & AKA Queen B, Cruella Dearest
Trey.... AKA Treybein
Lindsay... AKA "Lay-Z", Smartass, ADD
Patrick... AKA "MEAT" , Nasty Dancer, Amfernee
Trey... AKA Norwood, Norweisha
Jasmine... AKA Jimbob "5000"
McMoms.. AKA McMoms
If there is anybody I forgot..... shit happens !!
I'm AUDI 5000
Travel, TEFL, Blogs, Working Out, Asian Movies, Bad Dancing, Comedy, Futurama, Family Guy, Autocad, Writing, Jean-Claude Van Damme impressions, Looking Good, Juggling One-Eyed Virgins, Vagabonding, being a critic, NLP (Neuro Linguistic Programing), Public Speaking, Joking Around, Being sarcastic, having fast come backs, AIM, Sleeping during church, Miller Lite, Vodka & Redbull